Worst dating moments
He explained the choking by saying he'd eaten part of his napkin. I dry-heaved all the way home." —Joanne B., 53"I’d been talking to this guy online for a couple of weeks, and we decided to go running in Central Park. I wore a cute workout outfit and texted him to let him know what I was wearing so he could spot me.When he showed up, instead of sneakers and jogging clothes, he was in khakis and a button-down. I convinced him to walk around the park, but after half a loop, he complained about his feet and said he hated to get his clothes sweaty. When it became clear he expected me to pony up, the hot dog vendor shot me a look that pretty much confirmed my frustration.We were moving from gin and tonics to beer when he suddenly showed up with shots. ' After the concert, we went to his place, did the deed, and passed out. M., I woke up with throbbing pain in my ankle and couldn't put any weight on it.I thought it was broken, maybe because someone jumped on it when we were dancing.It wasn't until he was almost at our row that I recognized him as the guy I had been on a date with the previous week.It was a crowded theatre, and the only seats available to him and his friends were right next to me and my date.Aren't you just having the BEST time dating, aka doing something that can be exhausting, awkward, and sometimes soul-crushing?!?" I'd like to formally announce that, at the very least, I do remember that dating isn't always a walk in the park.
Then he told me my job in public relations was stupid and made me pay for the date, which lasted three hours mainly because I'm too stubborn to walk away from an argument.I wanted to make sure he didn't need the Heimlich!At this point, if I were him, I would have already been in the restroom.When the waiter charged him full price, he was so ticked off that he refused to pay the bill—and got fired because of it. I was more than happy to pay just to get out of there." —Mona K., 29"I was at dinner with a man I met online when he had one of those terrible choking fits that won't stop.
I gave him water, offered him napkins, and kept asking him if he was OK.
He also told me he could pleasure himself better than any woman could. ' That's right ladies, you can buy me online!